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this thing always seemed kind of ridiculous to me...ever notice that since september 11th it's never moved from yellow?

so i read the dhs memo on right wing extremist the other day. i thought it was a little over blown. i think it's a little suspicious that they would want to label brave men and women who swear an oath to uphold and defend the u.s. constitution as possible security threats.

why would they want to do this? could it be that they know that some of their directives are close to being un-constitutional? could it be they also know that these men and women would, if given an un-constitutional order such as seizing firearms from the american people, would not obey and possibly resist therefore becoming a national security threat in the eyes of the dhs?

anyway, i was thinking about this when i made my call to the dhs office. i told them that my neighbor had a ron paul sticker as well as an iraq veteran sticker on his car. i told the guy that i had read the dhs report on right wing extremist and was needing to know what to do. you will not believe what he suggested i do....he told me that if i was concerned i needed to call my local fbi office and make a report! i could not believe it! i swear, sometimes i do not know where i am living!

here's a link [link] to the real dhs advisory system.
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Emilion-3 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
PurplePhoneixStar Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I love this one. No matter what we do, someone hates us. Gahhh this is so useless.
Ionosphere-Negate Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2011

The American populace is the only REAL nat-sec around here, OEDIPUS'ES.

OMFG REPORT EVERYONE FOR TROLLING. Yes, I went there :iconteheplz:. I just compared the in ess aye to the cowardly blockernuggets on dA.
Gryphon2001 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2010
Yes, I remember reading soon after this 'alert'
nonsense was created that some political writer
(in a leftist newspaper, no less) said that the
'alert level' would never be 'green' or 'blue', but
cycle endlessly between 'yellow' and 'orange' as the politicians felt like using it for their propaganda, and that it would only ever go to 'red' five minutes after the next 'terrorist' attack...
LordPetrol Featured By Owner May 22, 2010
I think we're usually at yellow because the meter is so useless that even the DHS forgets about it until something vaguely suspicious happens.
Yonaka-Yamako Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2010
If I recall correctly, we have actually been in orange a couple of times... These days, though, it's more appropriate to the government and not outside forces. Oh wait! They are one in the same! >_<
pixelworlds Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
This is so damn awesome! Lol! I'm pissed I didn't think of it!
KahunaSniper Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
And the only thing you can say is "What the fuck do I do?!"
Terlingue Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2010
wow that so true
Kurtle Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2010   Writer
I think the British version only has Green, Amber & Red...
Don't know where to find it though :S
amolerouth Featured By Owner May 3, 2009  Professional Artisan Crafter
Another awesome piece! I'm fairly convinced the DHS isn't concerned about foreign dangers half as much as they're concerned about "insurgents" right here on our own soil. We're headed for the Crazy Years. (Assuming we're not there already.)
AvSkyggene Featured By Owner May 3, 2009
Well because no matter what, there always IS someone out there who wants to kill us. Which really makes anything below Yellow pointless because that's never going to happen. EVER.
G-flux Featured By Owner May 3, 2009  Professional General Artist
Dude you are brilliant. :thumbsup: You should post some of your work on the Infowars forum. I think they have an satire, or comics section.
angculture Featured By Owner May 3, 2009
I think you have a spelling mistake. "Guared" should be "Guarded" or "Guard". [link]

i won't fave it till you fix it, love the satire as usual, though. ;)
Satansgoalie Featured By Owner May 3, 2009
hey thanks for noticing that. i guess i should slow down a bit and not post things at two in the morning.
angculture Featured By Owner May 3, 2009
anytime ;) I really like it.
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