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don't forget to be scared by Satansgoalie don't forget to be scared by Satansgoalie
this thing always seemed kind of ridiculous to me...ever notice that since september 11th it's never moved from yellow?

so i read the dhs memo on right wing extremist the other day. i thought it was a little over blown. i think it's a little suspicious that they would want to label brave men and women who swear an oath to uphold and defend the u.s. constitution as possible security threats.

why would they want to do this? could it be that they know that some of their directives are close to being un-constitutional? could it be they also know that these men and women would, if given an un-constitutional order such as seizing firearms from the american people, would not obey and possibly resist therefore becoming a national security threat in the eyes of the dhs?

anyway, i was thinking about this when i made my call to the dhs office. i told them that my neighbor had a ron paul sticker as well as an iraq veteran sticker on his car. i told the guy that i had read the dhs report on right wing extremist and was needing to know what to do. you will not believe what he suggested i do....he told me that if i was concerned i needed to call my local fbi office and make a report! i could not believe it! i swear, sometimes i do not know where i am living!

here's a link [link] to the real dhs advisory system.
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Emilion-3 Jan 18, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
PurplePhoneixStar Apr 9, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I love this one. No matter what we do, someone hates us. Gahhh this is so useless.

The American populace is the only REAL nat-sec around here, OEDIPUS'ES.

OMFG REPORT EVERYONE FOR TROLLING. Yes, I went there :iconteheplz:. I just compared the in ess aye to the cowardly blockernuggets on dA.
Yes, I remember reading soon after this 'alert'
nonsense was created that some political writer
(in a leftist newspaper, no less) said that the
'alert level' would never be 'green' or 'blue', but
cycle endlessly between 'yellow' and 'orange' as the politicians felt like using it for their propaganda, and that it would only ever go to 'red' five minutes after the next 'terrorist' attack...
I think we're usually at yellow because the meter is so useless that even the DHS forgets about it until something vaguely suspicious happens.
If I recall correctly, we have actually been in orange a couple of times... These days, though, it's more appropriate to the government and not outside forces. Oh wait! They are one in the same! >_<
pixelworlds Mar 26, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
This is so damn awesome! Lol! I'm pissed I didn't think of it!
KahunaSniper Mar 26, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
And the only thing you can say is "What the fuck do I do?!"
wow that so true
Kurtle Jan 14, 2010   Writer
I think the British version only has Green, Amber & Red...
Don't know where to find it though :S
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