you guys remember the tv show V? yeah, that was pretty cool.

my wife and i just bought our first house.

any of you guys want to help us move?

my wife is pregnant again too.

if it's a girl my 3yr old daughter wants to name her emma.

if it's a boy she wants to name him pancake.

i'm growing mustache in honor of "movember" [link] it's pretty sweet.

the who fucking rock!

keith olbermann is a douche bag.

glenn beck is a douche bag too but i agree with him so he's cool with me.

i hate it when nazis in movies speak english.

a white russian is my favorite drink. (the dude abides)

do girls really like the smell of axe body spray?

is it just me or does everything on mythbusters get blown up?

my texas tech football poster didn't win first place.

my parents' generation (baby boomers) has fucked this country up. thanks you stupid hippie bastards.

i'd like to punch every one of the "me generation" in their whiney, selfish mouths.

have you ever noticed that the people who always talk about "diversiy of thought" and "tolerance" are never that tolerant of those that have differing opinions or beliefs?

john stossel is the only journalist/talking head on tv i trust.

i am not the person i thought i was.

i had to compromise two of my closest held beliefs for the well being of others.

the low e and a strings on my acoustic guitar keep slipping out of tune.

the console in the back seat of a '06 mercedes clk350 looks just like a robot's face [link]

please don't design your t-shirt in photoshop and then send me jpgs to re-create.

just because you change the file extension from .gif to .eps doesn't make it vector!

please outline all fonts and strokes.

please use pms or spot colors. no cmyk!

if you have no idea what i'm taking about, please let me do it for you.

trust me, i know what i'm doing.